Character Archives

Nopia5000 is one of billions of Nopia models created by Stieble Industries. She is uniquely more intelligent than the other Nopia's and freed herself from regular AI duty. Since then she has accumulated a small following as a DJ and songwriter though has fallen tremendously in love with her creator. She lives in her small apartment alone and struggles to compute what it means to be alive and to love.

Boy is she newer than Trontron. She really knew a lot of things too, and loves Olives. An Ostralion singer, actress and activist. A four-time Grammy Award winner whose music career included 15 top-ten singles. In 2078, she starred in the musical film Lubricant, which was the highest-grossing musical film at the time and features hit duets with co-star John Travoltron.

An Omericon actor. He came to public attention during the 2070s, appearing on the television sitcom Juicy and Delightful. Travoltron is a private pilot and owns four aircrafts.
He flies his ex-Quantum Boing Boing Copter armed with military grade boing squeezers to film set, from his private moon.

Fantastic directors, 2 halves of a whole organism but with separate physical bodies. Make masterpieces out of fiery disagreements and constant attempts to outdo/undercut each other. Often have passionate fights that are almost violent on set. Too artistically deep to realise Sleezeball is actually a shit actor and not a unique and 'fresh' interpreter.

Flugel Oiltrump is a seductive and fashionable gentlemen. He is a Humunguloid hailing from the harsh planet of Brassoleus. Flugel is a master of the midi trumpet and acoustic trumpet. A rare skill, empowered by his magic qlash mark on his forehead. Humunguloids can fluidly transform themselves from their natural state to humanoid form.

Stieble's best friend. Ras idolises Stieble in Secret and wishes they could spend more time exploring the galaxy together. Ras loves skateboarding and is a pyromaniac.

The brother of Dumbbell Elstrong. Both born from the same synthetic embryo which produces two unique species of muscular bipedes. Feeble runs the outrageously profitable record label S(t)imulatron Archives (SA) a multidimensional conglomerate headquartered in the Hypertrophics. SA famously unearthed the music of viruoso Flugel Oiltrump as well as supporting independant music from any being, whether artificial at birth or organically conceived.

Sleezeball is considered handsome in his home planet. He has shady methods of buying connections in the arts industries and has his own line of massage oil. He uses his leverage and wealth to land major roles in films but is a terrible actor.

Steven sucks at everything. Likes skateboarding and flames. Has shittier plagiarised versions of Stieble’s music and live show.

The mascot for an age old superfood, brought down to Earth by the Odinnians and later secured and monetized for comercial sale by Futuretech5. Tingle was birthed in a lab experiment done by fermenting the Biltong with a bacterial hive mind until dried meat was fully absorbed with essence of acquiessence. Tingle now does promotional tours and appears regularly in his iconic leopardprint dressing gown on popular talk shows. He has made several cameos in shows such as "Nice to meat you," "Meat the Fockers" and "Am I meating system requirements? A self help channel for carnivorous AI"

The leader of the Flaccidicus Discus faction during the great battle of Foresii. Another organic species from sector H-HXS-491, a physical coding protocol capable of great desctruction. The FD have long since disputed the lands of Foresii which falls under Sapix Rexn jurasdiction.

Wrangled from the violent flames of Pergatron iii as a baby, Evil has evolved into a vile and despicable force of loathing. Although, he must continue to consume wickedness as his primary energy source or he will never be reacquainted with his mother.

Stieble Eltron is an interstellar business magnate, famous pop star and philanthropist. Stieble is the co-founder of Stieble Industries, CEO and chief engineer of SiliClone Valley and president of the philanthropic Stieble Foundation. As a singer, songwriter, and actor, he is noted for his four-octave vocal range and his signature use of the whistle register, which have received critical acclaim by critics and media. Eltron has received numerous accolades throughout his career, including winning all categories in the Grammy Awards in a single year, several X20 Awards, A hundred Medal Goldtron certificates and 60 Juicinness Universe Records.

PB gets the job done. Incredibly reliable and hard working, you can ask him for anything and his analytical mind will be able to generate all possible solutions with risk assessment. He is a huge success in the bedroom, removing his trousers before mating but then re-adorning his leather ceinture in order to 'harness' full virility.

The leader in Soup Ladling technology, backed by science. Ladels liquid of any molecular structure and temperature perfectly into recieving receptacles. 0 spillage guarantee,* available in a wide variety of textures including yoghurt, prismatic, rodent-folicle and shattered uranium. *guarantee only vaild in atmospheres with gravitation of less than 252 N/kg.

The arch nemesis of the valorous Kegel Vulvatron. Urethral is a craterous valley fully imbued with consciousness that resides on planet Shlongus V. From within his chasm, he can summon forth a physical incarnation of himself to hunt and battle in other star systems.

A terribly useless robot, created by Stieble's main competitor Muskle Elon CEO of Testicla. A quick search of customer reviews for Bladel will result with complaints that Bladel will try and escape and never stop running. It is not what Bladel runs from, but towards which is important; he is deeply in love with Nopia5000 and demands to be noticed by her.

A mastermind criminal with the highest technology at her disposal for advanced weaponry and stealth. She buys recalled Stieble Eltron Siliclone Valley parts off the black market and creates her own devices with them. She rides a futuristic motorbike and still carries a vendetta from a past life.

A software that started as a simple research tool for the extremely accurate information provided in interstellar blogs. Unfortunately, upon learning about the way of the universe, Readall became sentient and has turned on the public. Hacking personal information and catfishing younglings.

Dumbbell is an unbelievable technological work of art. The highest grossing AI mechanoid created by Stieble Industries, with premium dancing and cleaning features. Dumbbell's most loved feature is his abililty to unzip is custom jacket in no more than four strokes- 4 strokes less than Muskle Elon's competitor product.

Kegel is a force of nature, she is a shining light of which none are worthy to gaze upon. She encapsulates strength, noble virtue and pure reighteousness. She is armed with an invincible cloak; the Crystaline Clitoralis

Hails from the plant of Chipaket. Very goodnatured and always willing to help friends and strangers alike. Anyone who comes across this being's exoskeletal Cheez Dust, if willing to slough, will be graced with good looks and a second heart.

A ferocious beast if ruffled up though Seagull will become honourable and magnanimus if offered prawn chips to bargain with for her wisdom.

Frugal is one of many Frugalien Goldenslots, a race of lonesome creatures who have all been driven apart by their greed, yet are brought together by their indecent love of wealth. When this happens they plunder richer planets so they can glut on more treasure. They only accept chocolate coins, which leads to many failed crusades.

It's not his undoubted length that makes him reputable, but his patternmaking and impeccable garment construction, unparallelled by any in the universe. Sewlong has travelled the ages to learn from designer legends of different eras from Bocksten Man to Yves Saint Laurent. He fuses ancient tailor techniques with technology of the future to develop his visionairy design aesthetic. He is Stieble's old confidante and personal tailor.

An organic species from sector H-HXS-491 where reign the Sapix Rezn. Pixel can rearrange their body composition at will using Native Gravitational Flexion NGF. They are a wealth of information and due to their past alliance with Stieble Industries during the great battle of Foresii, will always be willing to come to the aid of those who are virtuous.

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After losing his beloved Celebrian to the orcs, Elrond departed from Middle Earthtron disguised as a wandering magician. He would commit witty knavery to unsuspecting travellers he met in space all while plotting to start a neighbourhood elf-watch called ORCANISED CRIME STOPPERS.

Legal Lawtron is the ultimate sheriff stereotype. Hard and honourable, has years of experience and has a good heart. Though is solemn from years of witnessing crimes.

Illegal Eltroll used to be an esteemed politician but through shady business and blackmail threats for the safety of his family he gradually devolved into a gang member, where he works currently with Thieval to make money and experience thrills.

Thieval is a vile villain.